Customs official: Anything to declare?

Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Se pare ca am primit un tag sa zic care e replica / discursul meu preferat din filme. Din ce film a fost usor de ales .. ulterior m`am izbit de marea provocare: Cum sa alegi dintr`un film genial o singura replica / secventa? Este pur si simplu imposibil.

Acum sa lamuresc si gramada de aiuri care nu s`au prins despre ce e vorba. Se numeste Snatch si este cel mai super tzuper uber pluber film ever made. Daca nu l`ai vazut deja ti`ai pierdut 2 orgasme si jumatate din viata. (fetele care nu l`au vazut sunt rugate sa trimita poza si scrisoare de intentie la nihasa coada de maimuta gmail punct com ca oricum fac o vizionare de snatch cam la 2 saptamani asa)

Ce faza din film am ales? Bullet Tooth Tony si al sau Desert Eagle point five O care suna cam asa:

(ps dupa read more e filmuletul pentru cei care nu stiu sa citeasca)

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!




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Dau ciuma mai departe .... Pigu , Silvia si toata gasca oricum ....

si pentru ca sunt curios ce cantec din Sound of Music va alege .... si maria (pupici and stuff)

6 comentarii:

  1. Îţi dai seama că făcându-mă previzibilă mă provoci să nu fiu ;)

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  2. hai hai ca stim amandoi ca vei alege ... maria :))))

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  3. excellent choice, nihasa.
    yet i would've gone with the brilliant monologue, and i qoute:
    "-do you know what nemesis means--a righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt...ME!"
    n'est-ce pas?:D

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  4. snatch ca snatch dar daca nu ai vazut Lock, stock and two smoking barrels ai pierdut toate orgasmele de care puteai da dovada...guy richie is a true show-off of genius there;)

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  5. l-am vazut prima oara cu ai mei cand a aparut :)

    genial, pe acelasi sistem ca lock stock and two smoking barrels [care mi s-a parut mai slab]

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